How to: be silly
No worthy insights into the dark tangled heart of the web this time. No earnest professorial voice delivering knowledge from dusty tomes enlivened only by tortuous puns wrung desperately from the tattered threads of the once-mighty English language.
Well, I say once mighty: in truth, English is a mongrel language. It's the natural consequence of our Nation's traditional expertise in the import-export division of the invasion business. And none the worse for that. In fact all the mightier. The words you use have defeated all comers in mortal combat. Still, in spite of such drivel, please do read right to the end, you may find it worth your while.
Now, that dealt with: what fundamental truths will we uncover this time? What wisdom can I impart that sends a frisson of excitement rippling down your spine in anticipation of enlightenment? Well?
There was a point. Somewhere. Really there was...
After all, true happiness is beyond price, Alladin.
It's what, Widow Twankey?
It's beyond price, Alladin.
That's silly, it's not beyond price!
Oh yes it is!
Oh no it isn't!
Oh yes it is!
Oh no it isn't!
(please continue this argument here)And so, that was it. Our christmas joke. If you found it funny, then great! If not then I apologise profoundly. It's not my fault. I wanted to start this from 'itsbehindyou.net', but studio time is strangely non-existent at this time of year. That would have made it funnier. Really. It would.
Anyway, if you thought it was a complete waste of your valuable time then I can only apologise. Those are 3 minutes you'll never get back.
OK, let's assume you are still reading at this point. I can only imagine you have extraordinary patience or not a lot to do today. Still, I admire your persistence, pluck and true grit. Tell you what, for wading through this much bland logorrhoea, I feel you should be rewarded. And handsomely! Send me an email with the subject line 'Bah, humbug' and I'll throw in a bottle of Harrods Champagne with your next order. And you can't say fairer than that. Well, you can, but frankly why should you?Dear lord, I don't know why anyone would, but if you want to get a friend of yours to join our mailing list, then they can find the sign-up form just over there, on the left. Alternatively, we could do some web stuff for you. Sound like a plan? Call Jules and Frank on 01422 847958 or drop us a line at make.it.work@welovetheweb.com
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